dick

Etymology

Definitions

1. 1

   A male person.

   • THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: "Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."
   • If you simply stop letting your dick do the talking and listen to what others want, you can avoid a lot of difficult situations.
   • I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real.
2. 2

   A male person. (countable and uncountable, informal, vulgar, slang) The penis.

3. 3

   A contemptible or obnoxious person

   A contemptible or obnoxious person; a jerk; traditionally, especially, a male jerk.

   • That dude is such a dick.
   • She's being such a dick about all this.
   • Liam has more beefs than an episode of The Bear—with Damon “that dick out of blur” Albarn, the Spice Girls’ (Mel C (who offered to fight Liam at the Brits), and, in a seemingly neverending feud, with Robbie “fat fucking idiot” Williams.
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   1. 4

      Absolutely nothing.

      • Last weekend I did dick.
      • Cool, whatever you say, slick, but I need to tell you something about all your skills. As of right now, they mean precisely… dick.
   2. 5

      Sexual intercourse with a man.

      • You better try and get some dick and take your mind off this bullshit.
      • Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their crush, boyfriend, husband, or anyone giving them dick.
   3. 6

      To mistreat or take advantage of somebody (often with around or up).

      • Dude, don't let them dick you around like that!
   4. 7

      To penetrate sexually.

      • Homeboy, throw in the towel / Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
      • Listen, this old gal we going to see probably don't like liquor and drinking, so be cool. I'm just gon borrow a few bucks off her. I ain't never dicked her or nothing.
   5. 8

      A detective.

      • private dick, railroad dick
      • “I am a detective,” said Hercule Poirot with the modest air of one who says “I am a king.” “Good God!” The young man seemed seriously taken aback. “Do you mean that girl actually totes about a dumb dick?”
   6. 9

      A declaration.

      • "He seems to set a deal of store by her, though. There's some young 'ooman at home, where she lives, I'd take my dying dick."
   7. 10

      Ten, in Cumbrian sheep counting.

   8. 11

      A diminutive of the male given name Richard, also used as a formal given name.

      • Lascivious Edward, and thou perjur'd George,/ And thou mis-shapen Dick, I tell ye all,
      • You may know what one man thinks of another by his manner of calling him. Thomas and James and Richard and William are stupid young gentlemen; Tom and Jem and Dick and Will are fine spirited fellows.
   9. 12

      A surname transferred from the given name.

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