schlong

Etymology

Definitions

1. 1

   A penis, especially a long one.

2. 2

   To engage in sexual intercourse (with)

   To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck.

   • And, Dr. Lover Boy, what do you think April's going to think when I tell her you were schlonging Molly — hey maybe that's why April didn't care for Molly, she stole all her boy friends — probably while you were involved with April.
   • Look at Sam, eight years ago, in a band, number one, awesome at Glastonbury. Then they break up. He's thirty-two, wasted. Just chasin' pussy, boning, and schlonging — lovely woman back home.
   • Sal's got what you call a nose for the news, especially if it involves schlonging and donging and especially if it happens to be a slow news day.
3. 3

   To beat, whack, or attack.

   • He stole your words, calling them expert, schlonging himself on the head with labels, diving into categories.
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   1. 4

      To defeat or humiliate.

      • How about if we recruit a few guys from the crew, I’ll go on stage and make an announcement about how we’re gonna get schlonged by lettin’ everybody in ahead of time, and these guys can pass a basket around the audience for contributions.
      • he went bust on 7th Avenue, and the Party took a shlonging.
      • that ticket went on to get schlonged at the polls, but that’s a historic moment.

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