touch grass

Definitions

1. 1

   To spend time outside, off of the Internet. Used in the imperative to suggest that…

   To spend time outside, off of the Internet. Used in the imperative to suggest that someone is out of touch with reality, and should gain some real-world perspective.

   • Maybe their idle and petty chatter wouldn't devastate you if you would touch grass a bit more often.
   • Lifeboat isn't real life. Go outside. Touch grass. Or seaweed; whatever's down there.
   • in the words of a random anon - go touch grass. im done being patient with you and im done being nice to you. is this what you fucking wanted? to lie and slander and generally be a cunt until i snapped?
2. 2

   Used other than figuratively or idiomatically

   Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see touch, grass.

   • Q: Can't you read?! My sign says to stay off the lawn! A: I didn't touch your grass, pal.

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