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procrasturbate

verb

Etymology

Blend of procrastinate + masturbate.

  1. borrowed from masturbātus
  2. compounded as procrasturbate — “procrastinate + masturbate”

Definitions

  1. To procrastinate by masturbating.

    • "Because if something's not right, I can't sit around here procrasturbating," said Triumff.
    • What's the problem, if you give Congress computers do they just spend all their time on porn sites procrasturbating?

  2. To procrastinate by filling one's time with other activities.

The neighborhood

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