plonker

Etymology

Definitions

1. 1

   A fool.

   • “You kept the hat! You bloody plonker!” “Fuck me.” “And now look at you, bouncing off the cars like a bouncing idiot.” “Fucking hell!” “Is he gonna be alright?”
2. 2

   A penis.

3. 3

   A man who sanctions sexual relationships between his girlfriend and his male friends.

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   1. 4

      Something bad or inferior.

      • 2015, Spencer Leigh, Frank Sinatra: An Extraordinary Life Frank advised him, 'Stay away from cheap songs and the rest will follow.' Bennett did record some plonkers but his overall level of good to bad has to be higher than Frank's.
   2. 5

      One who plonks.

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