pavement pizza

Definitions

1. 1

   A patch of vomit on the pavement, road or ground.

   • I think I'm about to deliver a pavement pizza.
   • Being drunk is one thing, but creating a pavement pizza on a train is clearly overstepping the mark.
   • I was so relieved at the end of the journey that if I had had anything left to throw up I would have made it a hat trick of pavement pizzas.
2. 2

   The badly damaged bodily remains of a person who has jumped or fallen from a great height.

   • She would have been pavement pizza if she hadn′t been strapped in. As it was, she was hanging from the shoulder strap like a parachutist who hit a tree.
   • Fortunately, technology is in place to slow your descent before you become pavement-pizza.
3. 3

   Roadkill.

   • That's so the little critters can go there and eat their little hearts out instead of getting them smashed out on the road as a part of a pavement pizza.
   • Had I been in an SUV, the kid would have been pavement pizza.
   • If that schnauzer winds up pavement pizza, they′d love reporting me, they′d be checking my tires for fur in no time.

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