grow a tail

verb

Etymology

To grow a tail is a metaphor, as the anus where poop exits is adjacent to where a tail is placed. "Growing" in this case refers to partial expulsion as one attempts to prevent it.

Definitions

  1. to be nearly about to defecate, to the point of being unable to completely hold it in

    • When man needs to grow a tail, man must run to bathroom without fail. Thou shalt groweth thy tail with great care, or though might staineth thine underwear!
    • Kathy is teasing Dad that Mom is growing a tail in the toilet. Guess he understands to a degree and had a strange look on his face when I came out, so assure him I am fine and did not grow a tail.

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sense glosses and etymology drawn from English Wiktionary · source · CC-BY-SA