gooning

Definitions

1. 1

   A form of legal kidnapping in which troubled teenagers are forcibly transported to boot…

   A form of legal kidnapping in which troubled teenagers are forcibly transported to boot camps, boarding schools, wilderness therapy, or similar rehabilitation facilities, often conducted by a group of intimidating men ("goons") under cover of darkness.

   • Hired by their parents, these people bring them, usually by plane, to the wilderness program. The official name for this is transporting. The slang term is gooning, as in taken by goons.
   • Experiences like his [David Patterson's] have prompted members of the US Congress to scrutinise gooning amid a push for more state regulation over the transporting of minors from their homes to correctional institutions.
2. 2

   A form of masturbation that involves edging ("maintaining sexual arousal without reaching…

   A form of masturbation that involves edging ("maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm") for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, trance-like state. This is sometimes enhanced with a drug, such as amyl nitrite, nitrous oxide, marijuana, or methamphetamines.

   • Explanations of "gooning" often reference accessing a primal, implicitly male state of sexual excitement and indulgence, a kind of physical speaking in tongues through masturbation.
   • Edging, gooning's close cousin, is a bit more time-consuming and involved, but it comes with the promise of a more powerful and gratifying ejaculation at the end.
   • So, if you're in need of a legal, au naturel way of improving your meat-beating, have you considered gooning or mindgasms?
3. 3

   present participle and gerund of goon

The neighborhood

• neighborgoon cave
• neighborgooner