dead donkey

noun

Etymology

From the saying that no one ever sees a dead donkey, hence a rarity. This then became a stock example of a slow-news-day story, which was popularized by the title of the British sitcom Drop the Dead Donkey.

Definitions

  1. A rarity.

    • A dead bore is as rare a phenomenon as a dead donkey or a dead attorney.
    • I say, if they only get proper treatment, it will be no more likely to see a dead heath than it would be to see a dead donkey.
  2. A news item of no real significance, usually of whimsical or sentimental nature, placed…

    A news item of no real significance, usually of whimsical or sentimental nature, placed at the end of a news bulletin or in a newspaper as filler. A dead donkey can often be removed from the programme or publication if a more significant story needs extra time or space.

    • Swap these ages around to produce a 59-year-old father and a 45-year-old mother and what was previously a hot news story becomes a dead donkey.
    • When disaster strikes, the dead donkey does not get dropped, but merely occurs later on the television news.
  3. Something useless on which time or effort is wasted.

    • Happily he cannot effect this object for Haldane has a backbone and will go straight on regardless of all the old boys and professors who beat your "dead donkeys of pedantic professionalism".
    • Overall then, with Vista, Megabollox were 'flogging a dead donkey' by introducing this cosmetic, resource-flogging successor to Windows XP falsely as an advance.

The neighborhood

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No curated loop yet for dead donkey. Loops are being traced one word at a time while the ingestion pipeline matures.

sense glosses and etymology drawn from English Wiktionary · source · CC-BY-SA