choad

Etymology

Definitions

1. 1

   A penis, especially one that is short and thick.

   • What a find...a giant choad!
   • 1970±, S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question)” (1993 August 11), alt.tasteless, Usenet Your choad veins are pulsing love songs
   • We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis.
2. 2

   A loser or undesirable person

   A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.

   • 1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's [sic.] other uses
   • sebadoh blew sonic youth off the stage, you stupid choad
   • Stan: Oh man, I feel like a total choad. Cartman: Aw, come on Stan. Maybe that's just because you look like a total choad.
3. 3

   The perineum.

   • Massaging a circle around Dennis's back, Greg said, "Everybody has four potential e-zones -- his nips, his balls, his butthole, his choad." "What's a choad?" Greg's pressed between Dennis's legs, and Dennis gasped, "Oh yeah, there."

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