bullshit

Etymology

Definitions

1. 1

   Feces produced by a bull.

   • Near-synonyms: cowshit, cowpie
   • Oh, I get it! So it's not a pyramid, it's just pyramid-shaped. You know, like a Dorito, or an Angry Bird, or just a pile of bullshit.
2. 2

   Any assertions or information that are either false or misleading.

   • Don't pay any attention to him. He talks a lot of bullshit.
   • He wrote loads of bullshit in the science exam.
   • Christ, we’ve done well, we’ve lost every battle so far, so we have to hold on to Tobruk and claim it as a victory or something. It’s all bullshit. Tobruk’s not worth a light.
3. 3

   Synonym of shit (any stuff, especially when viewed negatively or with collegial…

   Synonym of shit (any stuff, especially when viewed negatively or with collegial vulgarity).

   • These rules cover how to do your laundry, how to fold your shirts, how to shine your shoes... You know, all that bullshit.
   • And when I rolled with the punches I got knocked on the ground By all this bullshit going down
   • We’ve been settling for half-assed bullshit for too long.
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   1. 4

      A card game in which players try to discard their hands first, following rules that…

      A card game in which players try to discard their hands first, following rules that encourage bluffing, calling others' bluffs, and penalizing others by tricking them into inaccurate accusations.

      • Anyone want to play a few hands of bullshit?
      • The kids were surprisingly into Scrabble at the moment. It made a change from their last obsession with the card game Bullshit.
   2. 5

      Absurd, irrational, or nonsensical (most often said of speech, information, or content).

      • a bullshit job
      • That’s the most bullshit excuse I’ve ever heard.
   3. 6

      To tell lies, exaggerate

      To tell lies, exaggerate; to mislead; to deceive.

      • I think you’re bullshitting. Let’s just call your office and see if you even came in.
      • You’re bullshitting me. I called your office and you never even came in.
      • He said, “I might as well give it to you straight; you don’t want me bullshitting around with you.” I said, “Nope.”
   4. 7

      To have casual conversation with no real point

      To have casual conversation with no real point; to shoot the breeze.

      • I will probably just go and bullshit with Joe for a while.
      • His eyelids flickered. “No. No one special here, just Octavia, Rosemary, Mark, Andy and Jim. Spent most of the time bullshitting with Jim.”
      • The lute player would often wander by while these artists bullshat about the wonders of the abstract style. He was fascinated by their word games and mental crap about abstraction.
   5. 8

      To come up with on the spot

      To come up with on the spot; to improvise.

      • We just went on stage and bullshitted the whole concert because we didn’t know any songs.
   6. 9

      An expression of disbelief at what one has just heard.

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